Old story... present story

This is an old story, and a very good one that illustrates some very good points about relationship's.

A little bird that was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realise how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut

Moral da história...

- ANTES DO SEXO, CADA UM AJUDA O OUTRO A FICAR NÚ!
- DEPOIS DO SEXO, CADA UM SE ...VESTE SOZINHO!

MORAL DA HISTÓRIA:
Na vida ninguém te ajuda depois de estares fdd.